Got this in an email and thought I’d post it… (source: unknown)
If you are biracial and born in a state not connected to the lower 48,
America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to “get to know
you.” If you’re white and from a state not connected to the lower 48,
America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to
know you’re “one of us.”
America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to “get to know
you.” If you’re white and from a state not connected to the lower 48,
America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to
know you’re “one of us.”
If you get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential
primary, you’re a “phoney.” Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of
the 47th most populous state in the Union, you’re “well loved.”
If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America,
you’re an “extremist.” If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of
Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a
lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you’re a
“fundamentalist.”
If you give your wife dap on stage, it’s actually a “terrorist fist
jab.” If your daughter licks her palm so that she can slick down your
youngest child’s hair on national TV it’s an “adorable moment.”
(Seriously, forget about abstinence only, teach these folks some
grooming skills).
If you’re 18, white, and get a 16 year old girl pregnant “life happens.”
If you’re 18, black, and impregnate a 16 year old girl, you’re a
“registered sex offender.”
If you’re a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college,
then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law Review,
you’re “uppity.” If you’re a conservative and your parents pay your way
to Hawaii Pacific University . . . you only have four more schools to
attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate
(it might be five more schools over the next five years. No one has yet
verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the
University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who
ever attended any kind of
school in Hawaii).
If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of “Change,”
it’s just “empty rhetoric.” If one week before your party’s national
convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about “Change,” that’s “red
meat.”
If you’re a minority and you’re selected for a job over more qualified
candidates you’re a “token hire.”
If you’re a conservative and you’re selected for a job over more
qualified candidates you’re a “game changer.”
If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you’re a “baby
daddy.”
If you’re the same in Alaska you’re a “teen father.” (Actually,
according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want
any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to
take out of context and flog morning noon and night).
according to your own MySpace page you’re an F’n redneck that don’t want
any kids, but that’s too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to
take out of context and flog morning noon and night).
Black teen pregnancies? A “crisis” in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A “blessed event.”
If you grow up in Hawaii you’re “exotic.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you’re the quintessential
“American story.”
Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you’re “unpatriotic.”
Name your kid Track, you’re “colorful.”
If you’re a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fulling vetting the
individual you’re “reckless.” A Republican who doesn’t fully vet is a “maverick.”
If you say that for the “first time in my adult lifetime I’m really
proud of my country” it makes you “unfit” to be First Lady.
If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that
advocates secession that makes you “First Dude.”
A DUI from twenty years ago is “old news.” A speech given without
proper citation from twenty years ago is “relevant information.”
And, finally, if you’re a man and you decide to run for office despite
your wife’s reoccurrence of cancer you’re a “questionable spouse.”
If you’re a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five
kids including a newborn with Downs Syndrome. Well, we don’t know what
that is ’cause THAT’S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK!
Someone hit the nail on the head with this one! …if that’s fair to
say…
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A very fascinating read.
The hypocrisy is so blatant that it is laughable…no,no,no-remarkable!
Just like a lot of folks are saying: I do not see why the polls are so close.
As a side note…
I find it interesting to see how our communication is evolving.
It’s not enough to “know” facts. Anyone can use google, wikipedia, etc. to get information.
In fact, there is too much information.
I believe the novelty is in using humor to piece together the puzzle.
I would go out and limb and limn a correlation between humor, truth and true human connection, but there is not enough time in the day…
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Book: Deepak Chopra’s Why Is God Laughing?
Music: The Streets’ Heaven for the Weather
TV: Weeds S4E12 and Entourage S5E1
Food: Banana and Peanut Butter
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Bam!
@BruhMan- LMAO! Ok, Creepa (as in that episode of Gs to Gents when they were presenting their business plans to Master P)!
And if you were tortured during the Vietnam War, yet support the legal use of those very same tortures in the War on Terror then you are “tested”.
But if you were smart enough to not vote for the war in Iraq in the first place you are considered “naive”.
Great Post.
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